401
Since God's version of humans were such a massive failure, can I make them next time?
402
*God giving humans the ability to think on their own*
Humans : God doesn’t exist
God : wait, no.
403
Wake up fuckers it’s nearly the Weekend you’re almost there
405
If I hear someone says "bless you" after a sneeze in hell one more damn time..
406
God should’ve stuck with the dinosaurs
408
Wake yourselves up today I’m too lazy
409
Praying to God won’t fix your life. That’s on YOU.
410
You’re all a little crazy but who isn’t nowadays
411
The real reason I got kicked out of heaven was for saying it’s nice as hell in here
412
Even I don’t fuck with animal abusers
413
Wake up bitches, you got a war to fight in.
415
Does anybody wanna chill in Hell until ww3 blows over?
416
🌙🌞✨🌙🌞✨🌙🌞✨🌙🌞✨ ✨ HAIL 🌙
🌙 SATAN ✨
✨🌞🌙✨🌞🌙✨🌞🌙✨🌞🌙
418
Jesus got crucified because he didn’t Stan BTS
419
Me in the mirror after whispering ‘harder daddy’ after getting whipped : twitter.com/sunnydelight/s…
420
Wake up sinners, make today the day you stop being a little bitch.
423
Y'all celebrate when Jesus was born, but what bout me?
424
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did I.
425
Wake up motherfuckers, have a good day or I’ll send you to Heaven 👿
Not evil just misunderstood