426
Me and God decided we don’t want anything to do with humanity anymore. You’re all on your own.
427
@Jack_Septic_Eye Me running out of Heaven with minecraft 2
429
Hell may be bad but atleast we aren’t going to war
431
It’s only been a few days and 2020 is already fucked
432
Maybe you’re not so bad after all. twitter.com/god/status/121…
433
Stupid humans and their wars. Now I have to get an extension in Hell.
436
Before world war 3 starts does anyone wanna admit that I’m better than God
438
Wake up bitch we got some sinning to do
440
Short girls are evil because they’re closer to Hell.
441
I hate my job so much, I’ve been working non stop since I got kicked out of Heaven. I want a day off.
442
Wake up sinners, I know you’ve broken your new year resolution you dumb fucks.
443
Heck is where you go when you do little sins
444
Murderer : any last words?
Me : please, I have so much to live for.
Murderer : really?
Me : lmao no pls hurry up
445
There was no snow in hell on Christmas and I’m fucking pissed
446
Let’s make this the year you stop fucking up the earth.
447
Wake up fuckers it’s a whole new decade for you to sin in
449
Happy new year from me and everyone in Hell. 😈😈
450
Stay safe tonight, you don’t want to meet me earlier than you’re supposed to.
Not evil just misunderstood