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Hell is the only Escape Room with no escape.
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*at a party in Hell*
Satan : we’ve ran out of Wine, all we have left is water.
Jesus : check again
356
Everybody wants to summon me, but nobody wants to ask if I’m okay 😔
358
even i get offended when someone says "go to hell". i dont want you here either
359
being in Hell can be nice at times. you get to watch other people suffer instead for once.
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Nobody :
Me falling out of Heaven : twitter.com/s8n/status/121…
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Thanks Dr. Phil. I needed this. twitter.com/DrPhil/status/…
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Wake up sinners, go and tell your parents you love them before it’s too late.
366
If Adam and Eve were the first humans that means everyone is related to each other. Have fun fucking your relatives.
367
Can’t wait to see all your faces when you come to Hell and feel that it’s actually cold
368
God kicked me out because he caught me watching hentai
370
Wake the fuck up it’s time to enjoy your shitty day
371
I have the most dysfunctional family in the world
372
God isn’t the problem, it’s his fanbase that I hate.
373
The devil didn’t make you do it, you’re just an asshole.
375
Do flat earthers go to flat Heaven & Hell?
Not evil just misunderstood