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Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to sell your soul.
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Since I’m now a “professional tweeter” will somebody finally love me.
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The world is a shitty place so tell me something you’re proud of.
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Wake up sinners, it’s a beautiful day to steal candy from a baby.
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People never want to come here cus it’s so bad, but you don’t even have to wait for water to boil.
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Hi, my name is Satan and I am addicted to torturing souls.
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Dudes really be in class doing trigonometry instead of skipping like bro you’re focused on the wrong sin
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idk where the idea that everything in Hell being fiery and red came from, like we have water slides and shit
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Wake up sinners, have a good day today or else 👿
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Tell your friends and family you love them. You never know when it’s the last time you might see them.
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You fuckers better not be in church today
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What if I told you that me and God are actually the same thing.
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There's only two things worse than Hell: people who don't finish what they're saying and
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You humans are a joke that has been taken too far
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Guys, can you stop sacrificing goats to me, instead sacrifice some chicken nuggets please.
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@elonmusk WTF ELON? I can’t afford a Tesla why must you say such things that make me want a Tesla...
Not evil just misunderstood