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Single people, Yall ok? Them couples really flexed on us yesterday
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do you not hear me thinking about you wtf bitch
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mfs will get 3.5 grams of bud but can’t get a 3.5 gpa
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next mf to break my heart getting smacked w a twisted tea try me if u want to
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I would 100% die for all of my friends but I might not text them back sometimes
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Ima be the family member that move out of town & neva come back.😭
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I listen to the same songs everyday I don’t give a fuck 🤣😭
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Bitches be like “idc about him” then tweet about him for the next 2 years
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I whisper “The fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day 🤣
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We was really 7 years old watching 1000 ways to die
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My ex just texted & asked me if I was doing good with all this corona shit. Like yeah bitch I survived our toxic relationship I can survive anything.
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When my friends talk about loyal person, they use me as an example
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The weed I smoke stronger then yall relationships
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You ever look at someone’s story and just unadd them
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valentine's day next lmfaoooo ima just have to sign out
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“New year, new me” nah bitch you still the same hoe you been all your life
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not only will women cheat they’ll take yo lingo and music taste to the next mf
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Twitter been real quiet, y’all got hangovers huh
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Bank account: $601.26
Me at the car dealership: where are the Hellcats?
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If her booty jiggles when she walks, I shall listen to her when she talks
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They think you mad, whole time you just lost respect for them.
