1951
if u kick it with the opps, u an opp too
1952
Woke up handsome af again, this shit gettin ridiculous
1953
Girls be repping they zodiac sign like it’s a hood
1955
I refuse to be treated like a pair of Air Force 1s owned by a White girl
1956
girls be tryna flirt talkin bout “i had a dream about you” like ok MLK Jr.
1957
Goodnight to all the girls without boyfriends
1958
“I got a bf”
bitch I didn’t ask that
1959
My ex: wyd?
Me: everything you accused me of.. this shit lit
1960
bored rn might call her the wrong name on purpose idk
1961
I’m the ex you gotta block to move on 😂
1962
If you ain't falling for me like them people on them crates I don't need you
1963
They would’ve kept lying if you never found out. Remember that
1964
Asked her what that mouth do & this bitch said argue
1965
My ex wasn’t even my type fr I just be bored bro
1966
Nut in her, take her out the game
1967
When they block you, then unblock... then block again, lmao calm down blockbuster
1968
I remember my ex would go thru my phone, find nothing & STILL be like “you probably deleted it” I did bitch be quicker next time lmaoo
1969
"wE uSeD to taLk”
calm down i was bored
1970
fuck blocking, you gon see my shit & cry
1971
“Just date them both and see who’s serious”
That’s how girls advise each other
1972
btw I’m single if anyone tryna get played
1973
this my world, ima do whatever the fuck I want
1974
We can stop talkin but fuckin too? Now you takin it too far bitch
1975
I hope OnlyFans wasn’t yall’s OnlyPlans