1876
If she add you to her private story she’d let you fuck
1877
I be friends with everybody when I’m drunk
1878
if u having a Halloween party this year invite me or I’m callin the cops
1879
If you call me ugly in an argument I know I won cause now you stressed and lying
1880
Y’all ever get so drunk you start teleporting 😭
1881
Came up from nothing how could you hate on that
1882
i only dated 2 mfs in my whole life, y’all be dating anybody
1883
If you can’t text me bck on time don’t text me at all cause I got anger issues
1884
If you looking for a sign to get drunk tonight here it is
1885
Baby momma Snapchats be wild. It’s like ass ass ass, the club, then a baby eating cereal
1886
She stopped replying Bc she getting fucked rn, just go to sleep bro
1887
“yOu dOnT tExT bAck”
-i know. stop texting me tf
1888
if we stop talking don’t ruin my chances with your friend. that’s just immature.
1890
She not playing hard to get she just don’t want you bro lmao
1892
I don’t care how lit the party is I’m not trying coke bro
1893
“you got hoes” bro i barely even have friends
1894
okay fine astrology is real can i fuck now
1895
“you reply quick” bitch I’m in love wit u
1896
she went from “LMFAOOO” to “lol” i lost her 😔
1897
I want this mf girl so bad ima send some of my best hoes at him
1898
she unfollowed you but had to block me. we not the same lil bro
1899
Idk if I'm fighting demons or if I am the demon at this point
1900
relationship or not 😂 don't entertain nobody while u fw me tf
