1576
Bitches be burning sage like they ain’t the demon 💀
1577
Only bad bitches use Twitter
1578
My 2022 goal is to stop spending money like im el chapo
1579
relationships just like math.. Once I’m confused I start cheating
1580
Her: I miss you
Me: send me a picture of you crying then
1581
From now on my goal in life is to break hearts and make you bitches cry
1582
I hate when I walk into somewhere & everybody stare like they never saw a legend before
1583
So you can breathe but not text me back?
1584
Good night to all the girls without boyfriends
1585
She asked if i know about astrology… yeah ima caprisun, can we fuck now
1586
girls be like “ima change yo life” and straight ruin yo shit
1587
Lost 1 hoe gained 7 more.
God is good 🙏🏽
1588
y’all act like y’all gon die if y’all ain’t in a relationship, get some money & stfu
1589
Maybe she just working a 26 hour shift lol
1590
Haven't seen a "men ain’t shit" post in a while, yall must want Christmas gifts bad huh
1591
*Doesn’t get a text back*
me in my head: this is why I cheat
1592
Bank account looking like everybody getting a text message for Christmas
1593
I’m so hoeless rn u can take my phone and run and l aint gone even chase you
1594
Tomorrow aint promised.. Get her pregnant tonight
1595
if she got 2 eyes she seeing two guys idgaf i know algebra
1596
Y’all ever liked somebody post when you knew they was talking about you
1597
i decided im gonna be the villain in 2022. y’all pissed me off all year
1598
I’m only calling yo ass 42 times and that’s it. Im not bouta chase you
1599
Texting so boring….. when is we gonna start fuckin damn 😭
1600
Why unsaved numbers be having the most attitude, like chill whatever your name is