1026
ima be pissed if my kids ain’t funny
1027
chill with me at your own risk i don’t mind not talking for 4 hours
1028
Nicotine addicts will flip a baby crib over with the baby in it if they think their vape under it
1029
Take me back to the night we met 🥺
So I can ghost you
1031
You ever look at someone’s post & think “why the fuck would you post that?”
1033
i thought private stories were gonna be full of titties all u bitches do is complain
1034
ex's be like “your loss”
no bitch it was my gain
1035
Stop letting bitches with no dad tell you what a real man is
1036
So horny I let her show me her crystals collection. Like okay thanos
1037
I hate a bih that kno her worth..
Wym you not dealing with my bs
1038
Married ppl give the best advice, they be like "don’t ever get married”
1039
I was Babe lastnight, today I’m “you can no longer send messages with this person”
1040
Please don’t ask me nothing dumb in this heat.
Imma get real mad.
1041
It’s too hot to fix relationships & argue just do u I’ll talk to u about it in September
1042
If this post made you upset, good suck my fuckin dick 😂
1043
Sex before work will have you doing erbody job. BITCH MOVE I GOT IT
1044
Single ppl aren’t even the hoes anymore. It’s you people in relationships 😂
1045
We in a recession and the government worried bout pussy
1046
We gotta cancel 4th of July this year. Can’t celebrate a country that’s failed it’s people
1047
Good luck sending me mixed signals, I don't even be understanding the direct ones
1048
“yOu lOoK mEaN” well don’t look at me stupid bitch
1049
I’m so glad I’m single. I saw this couple arguing and it’s only 8 am. Hell nah
1050
June flying by like 5 hoes in a Nissan
