926
bitches be cheating w unemployed dudes talkin bout “he had time for me” I bet TF he did
927
i posted my shorty an she untagged herself i cant breathe 💔
928
She said she was bi, but turns out it was polar not sexual
930
Sometimes I wanna comment "damn bitch another boyfriend?" But I don't
931
Mfs get ya ex and think they up 1, you bout to see why dat hoe my ex
932
You buy her drinks & I'm the reason she's drinking, we are not the same
933
Lying to me & thinkin i won’t find out is crazyy
934
Yo fine ass can play hard to get all you want , I already kissed yo profile pic
935
Cuddling all night is some fairytale shit, u got 1 min before I get hot
936
I just be letting people cap. If them lies help you sleep better tell em big dawg.
937
Nutted in her 3 times call that Tres Leches
938
flashbacks of you being crazy be funny af like why would I do that 😂😭
939
Girls be swearing your post is about them. I know 27 other dumb bitches besides you
940
gonna start a lash business and just start glueing bitches eyelids shut
941
You can fuck your whole life up jus by hanging around mfs with no goals or ambition
942
Her: we done
Me: 911 I would like to report a Unlicensed Lash tech
943
When she leaves her phone unlocked, I lock it
A mf got enough problems already
944
Ima take her to drink on the first date gotta see if this bitch still miss her ex
945
she can block and unfollow, but she can never unswallow
946
My girl can only have two friends, me & my dick
947
Why ain’t y’all tweeting little miss been passed around or little miss 20+ bodies 😒🤔
948
“Little miss..” stfu little miss annoying ass bitch
949
Bitches will break a good guy's heart and run into someone like me. Don't worry bro, I'm her karma
950
My son ain’t gonna have to sneak no hoes in
Bring them bitches in son
