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Girls will have you blocked on social media but be laid up with you
352
A man can cheat and still love you y’all gotta understand
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About to text her “I won’t bother you no more” for no reason
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Her: Wrong bitch
Me: I neva get my bitches mixed up
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If we dated before I turned 18 you're not my ex. You're my childhood friend.
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If she starts crying when she’s explaining something. The bitch lying
357
I hope nobody think we enemies, idgaf about you
358
You got a better chance of gettin chased by a dog than by me
359
All my exes came back at least once so it’s safe to say i was not the problem
360
Feb 14 looking like a normal day to me
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My ex said "you’ll never find someone like me" yeah that's the goal bitch
362
Eat her 🐱 till she passes out then go through her purse and rob her
363
Girls can swallow yo nut but not the truth
364
Last time I took someone seriously I ain’t smile for 7 months
365
Girls be like "but I'm different" yeah a different type of disappointment
366
Snapchat be like ‘a year ago today you thought this hoe was yo soulmate’
367
My girl gon be mad af when she find out I named our daughter after my first love
368
I hate when girls say “buy me a drink” Bitch do I look like T Pain to you
369
Sum bout pissin bitches off makes me feel good
370
if I shoot my shot don’t leave me on read, tell me I’m ugly or sum bitch
371
Don’t ask me for relationship advice, ima say fuck dat bitch everytime
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The weed i smoke probably stronger than most of y’all relationships
373
Seeing a girl hurt because of a guy makes me so happy, y'all deserve it
374
I done asked for HEAD 5 times, I’m cheating tomorrow
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• Take HER on dates
• Satisfy HER
• Motivate HER
• Build with HER
• FUCK HER FRIENDS
• Make HER feel special
