2401
No girl just beautiful & single.. somebody fuckin
2402
girls be like “you’re the only one🥺” & tell that to 7 different mfs
2403
I need new Shoes but the S is silent
2404
I SAW Your story because it came up next.. ain't nobody "watching" you bitch 😭
2405
A bitch will spend a night with you & get back with her ex in the morning 💔
2406
If tequila is her go to alcohol she toxic
2407
Stop letting bitches wit no dad tell u what a real man is they don’t know shit
2408
If we fell off, it’s all love just be happy you was fuckin with a legend
2409
If she Shop at SHEIN .... that should let you know right there .... SHEIN SHIT 🤣😭
2410
Day 1 of no nut November
2411
Your EX Will have a whole new relationship and still be mad at u for doing you 😂😭
2412
When she cute without makeup ... oh so you FINE FINE 😭
2413
mfs out here tryna wife 💍 chicks whos report card used to say “easily distracted by others”
2414
If she add u to her private she tryna fuck
2415
If gravity exists, why won't this bitch fall for me?
2416
“You’re so funny I love it”
*2 months later*
“Everything a fucking joke to you huh”
2417
My Ex: I want u back
Me: my new bitch said no
2418
Fuck the presents, I’m grateful my family still breathing.....
2419
“I faked every orgasm”
okay bitch well I didn’t, thank you for the sex
2420
Bitches be like: I love you so much
The next day: ion think this gone work out
2421
Bitches put “😘” at the end of an argument and think they did sum
2422
bitches be picky af just to get played 😂😭
2423
You ever stare at a message and be like “how tf do I reply to this shit” 😂
2424
just checked my horoscope and it says i need some head
2425
mfs start dating yo ex & think y’all have beef? Bro who the fuck even are you 😂