2251
I hate when girls be like "Wrong bitch". As if I'd ever get my bitches confused 🙄
2252
"yOu LoOk LiKe YoU hAvE hOeS"
You look like you tryna be one of em. wassup
2253
can’t believe I was 15 telling bitches we gon be together forever 😭😂
2254
I hate the talkin stage.. Her ex still be fuckin while you askin “how was your day 😒
2255
sorry we fucked for a lil then i ghosted you, I didn’t wanna catch feelings
2256
Just stirred the Mac & cheese for 5 minutes straight.. damn I miss her
2257
How astrology girls be gettin cheated on? Bitch did you not read the signs??
2258
10 minutes into Netflix
her: whip it out
me: watch the fucking movie
2259
may she accidentally say my name when she’s talking to another mf amen 🙏🏽
2260
bitches be like “try this drink” and hand you a glass of straight vodka
2261
I’m getting so use to not talking to nobody anymore, I be in my own world.😭
2262
Break up with her on her birthday, she'll remember you every year she celebrate i promise you
2263
Netflix got the worst movies, no wonder ppl just start fuckin
2264
The masculine urge to leave her just like her dad did
2266
When you give her $50 for Plan B and she on snap with a 8th and wingstop 😭
2268
My girl went thru my phone now she packing my bags. I think we going to Miami 🥰
2269
If my kids come out ugly that’s on them cause I know wtf I look like
2270
If I cheat on you it's your fault cause I'm not even like that
2271
Mfs folded on me but be on social media preachin bout loyalty & bein solid 🤣🤡
2272
On god idgaf about shit when I’m mad wtf you looking at grandma
2273
Ppl that don’t smoke weed impress tf outta me like you really jus happy to be here?
