2026
Girls shoot their shot by thinking about you all week
2027
Idc who I lose no more I been real to everybody
2028
Lost 1 hoe gained 7 more.
God is good 🙏🏽
2029
okay fine astrology is real can i fuck now
2030
Dudes take one nap & wake up BLOCKED and SINGLE
2031
Don’t fuck up yo bond with me because ima treat ya like you don’t mean shit after
2032
If you can’t text me bck on time don’t text me at all cause I got anger issues
2033
When I text u “wya” u got 2 min to reply or u missing out
2034
i be flirting with everybody, idc y’all fine as fuck and so are ur friends
2035
*Doesn’t get a text back*
me in my head: this is why I cheat
2036
Mexican guys be 5'4 telling bitches "chiquita 😍" mf you're the chiquita
2037
Never taking somebody serious again I haven't smiled in 2 years
2038
When my family asks what dish did I bring ima say “beef” and swing on my cousin
2039
If 1 girl makes you happy, imagine 4 my boy
2040
girls with glasses be so cool like you know what windshields, i kinda like you
2041
ima text her “imy” just to fuck up her whole day
2042
If my girl was cold I’d pull the sun closer with my bare hands fr
2043
i hate the talking stage. ik you disappeared for 3 hours and got fucked whore
2044
“we can still be friends” no tf we can’t
2046
Stop letting girls with no dad tell you what a real man is
2047
NOBODY:
ME ON THE FIRST DATE : Who calling you
2049
Once I stop checking yo profile you dead to me bitch
2050
After a breakup you either become depressed, a hoe or a twitter comedian
