176
I’d rather lose you than the argument ❤️
177
I only been in 2 relationships my whole life y’all be dating anybody 😭
178
Babe I only asked where the hoes at to stay away from that area
179
Her: Lemme see that Dick
Me: Bitch it’s cold ion even got it on me
180
My soulmate probably went through my twitter and said nvm
181
A fresh haircut will have your OWN girl hating
182
Idc if you cute, you better be funny tf
183
She went from "goooooodniigghhtttt ❤️" to "gn", i lost her
184
Texted her at 11:11 so she thinks it’s a sign
185
Two incomes is better than one. Make sure your girl got two jobs, stay up kings
186
Her: Its just a rt babe
The rt: "dating an ugly guy isn't easy"
187
At work with a boner call me a hard worker
188
Unsaved number be having the most attitudes, baby chill whatever yo name is
189
can’t manipulate me by crying ima just stare at you
190
I gotta stop flirting with single moms I owe like 6 kids a Spiderman toy
191
Take me back to the day we first met 🥺
So i can ghost you
192
“ babe imma take you to the pumpkin patch “
193
You fat as fuck if you take a bite of food & start dancing
194
SOON as my girl unlock her phone I look away, I got enough problems already
195
b!tches get hurt by one dude and hate that zodiac sign for the rest of they life
196
I ain’t the jealous type but who tf you texting 🤨
197
Maybe she just working a 180 hour shift
198
Y’all ever chilled with somebody & thought to ya self “they never gone see me again”
199
ive been closer to death than a healthy relationship
200
She’s “cum in me” toxic
I’m “I already did” toxic
