1926
Haven't seen a "men ain’t shit" post in a while, yall must want Christmas gifts bad huh
1927
Woke up handsome af again, this shit gettin ridiculous
1928
we can chill, fuck, go on dates, travel the world, just don’t post me
1929
i act like i don't care but deep down i really don't give a fuck
1930
don’t dm her during the day, her ego is too big at that time. dm her at night when she realize how single she is
1932
Not like the rest, bitch I’m the best
1933
You gotta catch a girl red handed or she taking dat lie to da grave
1935
Pray that my child understands math bc I won’t be no help after elementary
1936
Girls be lying, knowing they lying, knowing you know they lying... and still lie
1937
Tomorrow isn’t promised I need some head tonight
1938
if another person getting yo attention tf u need me for
1939
She talkin bout "i can’t text rn i'm at work"
smh you want that job or me
1940
Ain’t nun like cheating and coming home to some more pussy 😩😭❤️
1941
No Noise November. Everybody shut the fuck up
1943
Girls be like "i need a man, not a kid" and then end up with a kid and no man
1944
Being a man is easy all we do is text one girl, work, and play video games.
1945
She asked if i know about astrology… yeah ima caprisun, can we fuck now
1946
Relationship me is kinda loyal. Single me ain’t shit.
1947
Stop lying like we fell out... You did some lame shit & I stopped fucking with you
1948
I been through a lot this week I need some head
1949
Breaking up ain’t shit.. you ever found out you was faithful for nothin
1950
Unemployed ppl be hype for the weekend like they don't already got 7 days off
