101
All my Ex’s look unhappy. I knew I wasn’t the problem
102
as a former liar & manipulator I know when somebody lying & trying to manipulate me
103
By the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it
104
Not arguing with a girl with red hair
Leave me alone Wendys
105
Been single all year and still went through relationship problems wtf
106
“You’re a sick man if you prefer ass over titties”
Me:
107
August flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan
108
Family gonna ask what i brought to thanksgiving this year.. Ima say beef & swing on my cousin
109
I be finding out everything just by being quiet 😂
110
She tweeted I miss him & all 7 of us felt special
111
Girls arguing over astrology, call that shit Star Wars
112
Them BBLS ain’t better than them gym built booties. I said what I said
113
I know I’m funny but sometimes I’m like damn I might be going to hell
114
I remember them toxic relationships.. whole day ruined by 8 am
115
Happy throatsgiving to all the throat goats
116
If we link and I’m not shy then that mean you ugly
117
My ex wasn’t even my type fr I just be doing shit bro
118
Phone so dry i be checking tomorrow’s weather
119
Her: no pussy for you tonight
Me: no pussy from YOU tonight
120
NO CAR but you going around telling everybody’s business.. OK WALKIE TALKIE
121
I just wanna get rich the same way y'all get pregnant, fast & unplanned.
122
I be checking my girls phone everyday to make sure she ain’t texting Pete Davidson
123
Grab her by the lashes bro I promise she gon listen
124
Girls be making us wait 90 days for this BS
125
Men are PURPOSELY staying single because women AREN'T women ANYMORE
