1151
Her new guy was never new, you just never knew
1152
ion care if you a hoe, just be a honest hoe
1153
If she really leaves you alone after y’all break up, she never really loved you
1154
Her: how many bodies you got?
Me: I ain’t ever killed anybody
1155
Mfs be stepdads at 19-21.. bro did you even try startin your own family
1156
mfs be asking where the bitches at, but never look within themselves
1158
I'm not arguing with a girl with a fat ass. Whatever you say Goddess
1159
Anime mfs be like "i promise it gets better just wait til episode 586 bro"
1160
Bitches be like “I’m known 🥰😘” for what? Being passed around
1161
Just admit it guys, y'all ain't drinking for fun anymore. Y'all have problems.
1162
me: you won’t ever hear from me again
me 20 min later: you stupid ass bitch
1163
Someone will be fucking your crush tomorrow
1164
If I had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. You are a sin. I repel you, in the name of God. And my body count is back to 0. Amen
1165
You ain’t gotta turn yo phone around me baby, I know you a hoe 🥰
1166
If Mexico wins I’ll stop cheating on my girl 🙏🏽
1167
If you wanna be in my life again, the unblock fee is $300
1168
She stopped replying, she must be getting piped
1170
Buying this bitch a toolbox for her birthday so she can fix her attitude
1171
You ever get a text and say out loud “bitch leave me tf alone”
1172
I need someone to waste 3 months with to do fall/winter shit together, you can leave after idc
1173
May she never find happiness unless it’s with me, amen 🙏🏽
1174
Stop blocking your parents on social media, let them see the Hoe they raised
1175
tf is a talking stage, u my girlfriend & I’m single
