426
Y’all ever ride with someone and wonder how the fuck they got they license
427
Your ex will have a whole new relationship and still be mad at u for doing you 😂😭
428
Good luck sending me mixed signals, I don't even be understanding the direct ones
429
My Circle so small when my phone ring I already know who be Callin
430
Girls: “he’s just a friend”
*ends up with him after we break up*
431
“I used to talk to her”
Bro she showed me the messages, you used to talk to yourself
432
SOMETIMES THEY JUST MISS OUR DICK NOT US 😭💔
433
I don’t post my relationships. I get played in peace
434
mfs will inbox your girl and still try to dap you up
435
Valentines day is for pretty women only, you ugly hoes had Halloween
436
Fuck comparing hand sizes lemme compare my hands to yo titties
437
Good morning to all the girls without boyfriends
438
Is yo booty big enough for u to act the way u do
439
I leave my read receipt on so they can see exactly what time I didn’t give a fuck
440
if i sheeeshhhh you gotta SHEEESHHH back mf
441
Unsaved numbers be having the most attitude, like chill whatever your name is
442
Not all ex’s are bad
Like I’m somebody’s ex and I’m pretty fuckin cool
443
If I texted last, I’m not texting again ion care if we never talk again
444
Rule #1 flirt with many, don't love any
445
“You’re so funny I love it”
*2 months later*
“Everything a fuckin joke to you huh”
446
from “babe” to “blocked account”
a true love story
447
Girls don’t care if you ate or got shot... long as you wasn’t with a bitch
448
yeah i caught feelings for you but that was yesterday, idk bout today
450
Don’t put me on aux cus I’ll put the same 7 songs I been listening to all week idgaf
