1226
so ur telling me that at my wedding i have to kiss my spouse in front of my entire family, show everyone my side profile while i stand at the altar, AND i cant wear a mini dress ??? sounds awful
1227
bro i was not built for this pandemic i be missing people within 48 hours of when i last saw them
1228
performative allies post a blank black square on instagram after being silent for the past week and be like “thats enough activism for today😌❤️”
1231
these pictures need to be in our history textbooks
1232
good evening to long-legged socialists, smooth-skinned sociology majors, and ethereal bisexuals who wear mostly black only
1233
the masculine urge to only respond to 10% of your texts
1234
“come on harry, we wanna say goodnight to you!”
1235
“i love your energy” thank you it only exists because i consumed three times my weight in caffeine
1236
IS THIS REAL... twitter.com/Twitter/status…
1238
everything was so good when gotye released somebody that i used to know......
1239
i’m obsessed with this photo from the mamma mia! (2008) set that has the composition of a baroque painting
1240
dont care how many years go by i will never stop thinking “go piss girl” is the funniest thing ever
1242
olivia rodrigo needs to cover black sheep from scott pilgrim and i stand by that!
1243
if this debate doesnt open peoples eyes to why we need a complete abolishment and rebuilding of the system instead of just ~reforms~ idk what will
1244
what’s the most sexual tension you’ve ever experienced in your life and why is it making eye contact with someone your age at the grocery store
1245
why does hozier not know what a panda is
1246
valentines day is such a huge holiday for nosy bitches (me) who use instagram stories to track other peoples relationship statuses!
1248
nothing shakespeare wrote could ever be as raw and powerful as “is she even italian?” “her name is bella.”
1249
joe keery i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free
1250
if they are not a “text me when you get home safe” friend i do not want them
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