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literally no one wants a twitter stories feature the best part of this app is stating your bullshit with as little context as possible and logging off
1204
“i had a dream about you last night” just say you love me
1205
is stevie nicks looking for an adoptive daughter? like does she want to legally adopt a 20 year old girl. like is she down to be my mother and we can live together and hang out and get mother/daughter mani pedis n such. does anyone have intel on this? let me know
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me when im wrong twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1209
how do yall get that messy low bun with strands of hair in front of ur face look bc when i do it all of a sudden im standing in the rain telling mr. darcy he is the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry
1210
the level of dramatic and anxious i am is lorde saying “it feels so scary getting old” when she was 16
1211
i love him
1212
mentally i am living in the foam on top of a cappuccino
1214
me at the altar on my wedding day: do u still like me lol
1216
i have one hobby and it is being beautiful and i am very good at it. i am also incredibly humble
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if she’s your girl why is she calling a cab while he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag
1221
i really think gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) by abba could create world peace like if u got all the worlds leaders in a room and played that how could it go wrong
1222
olivia rodrigo going from the girl from that disney show to writing brutal twitter.com/jinsoulO_o/sta…
1223
i aint never seen two punctual best friends before. its always one of them gotta be running 30 minutes late
1224
every day i wake up and procrastinate doing my silly little tasks that would take me no more than 15 minutes to complete
1225
if u think of me today i am ur girlfriend