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why would u friends to lovers when u could enemies to lovers instead
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so what if i want to daydream and romanticize everything and pretend im in an indie film about my life!!! we are all gonna end up in graves anyway at least im hot and having fun
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john green in 2014: “okay?” “okay.”
me: twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
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happy thanksgiving
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do u ever open ur front camera and hurt ur own feelings
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girls don’t want boys girls want to experience a suburban houseparty from a late 90s/early 2000s coming of age rom-com
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“everything isn’t all about you” yes it is its literally my life
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taking care of my health bc i cannot die before i see my 2020 spotify wrapped
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“i thought u were so intimidating when i first met u” so u think im pretty
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me pretending to be surprised when my spotify wrapped puts the only 5 songs i listened to all year on my “most streamed” list
670
of course i am religious i pray for the third coming of the lorde every night
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people who drink decaf coffee are sociopaths what are u gaining from that
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how r u gonna say “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” then post a pic of ur bf
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is he intelligent or does he just speak over women and rephrase everything they just said
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“i listened to that song/read that book/watched that movie you recommended” is literally better than “i love you”