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i really think vienna by billy joel is more effective than 6 months of therapy
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i have decided to no longer be embarrassed by anything
603
now that it’s fall i can finally start dressing
604
judging people by their zodiac sign is boring. instead lets judge each other by which greek god we claimed was our parent after reading percy jackson
605
every day i wake up and think about how the prime years of my life are being lost to mental illness and coronavirus twitter.com/b4bydI/status/…
606
im like abolish prisons! but then im also like every man deserves to be in jail :)
607
god when he found out he accidentally made too much of the “white person with sharp cheekbones and big eyes and dark hair who kind of resembles a tim burton character” gene:
608
text her on 11/11 so she’ll think it’s a sign from the universe
609
male athletic coaches that are also history teachers t.co/S8gaAwYaCX
610
bro i fucking loooove weird girls y’all are so fun like yes i do want to see your necklace made of teeth actually
611
imagine literally giving yourself a caffeine addiction because when you first watched gilmore girls you wanted to be like lorelai so you started drinking coffee nonstop every day. some of us don’t have to imagine
614
mentally i’m in an english field with harry styles standing in his bathrobe looking at ponies
615
anya taylor-joy i am free on thursday night if u want to hang out please read this and then let me know if u want to hang out on thursday night when i am free
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why is coffee literally so good like why did someone decide to put beans in hot water and drink it it literally has no reason to be as good as it is
618
the sexual tension between me and going off the grid to a lonely countryside cottage covered in ivy...
619
gossip girl would be over in 2.5 minutes if any of them knew what an ip address was
620
lorde was right. in my head i DO do everything right :)
621
literally no one wants a twitter stories feature the best part of this app is stating your bullshit with as little context as possible and logging off
623
i’m like “why am i single” and then i never leave my room and only communicate with the same 6 people regularly
625
going to bed on time today
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