976
“i listened to that song/read that book/watched that movie you recommended” is literally better than “i love you”
977
is he intelligent or does he just speak over women and rephrase everything they just said
978
how r u gonna say “no one cares about your spotify wrapped” then post a pic of ur bf
979
people who drink decaf coffee are sociopaths what are u gaining from that
981
of course i am religious i pray for the third coming of the lorde every night
982
march again in 3 months but it’s also been march every day for the past 9 months
983
me pretending to be surprised when my spotify wrapped puts the only 5 songs i listened to all year on my “most streamed” list
985
“i thought u were so intimidating when i first met u” so u think im pretty
986
taking care of my health bc i cannot die before i see my 2020 spotify wrapped
987
“everything isn’t all about you” yes it is its literally my life
988
girls don’t want boys girls want to experience a suburban houseparty from a late 90s/early 2000s coming of age rom-com
993
do u ever open ur front camera and hurt ur own feelings
994
thinking abt this baby cow with heart-shaped spots <3 he is full of love <3
996
i can’t believe its been two years since infinity war came out
997
john green in 2014: “okay?” “okay.”
me: twitter.com/findurmeme/sta…
998
so what if i want to daydream and romanticize everything and pretend im in an indie film about my life!!! we are all gonna end up in graves anyway at least im hot and having fun
1000
why would u friends to lovers when u could enemies to lovers instead
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