952
maybe i am dumb but tame impala said the less i know the better
953
she (the most idealized and romanticized version of myself) lives in daydreams (maladaptive) with me
954
dolly parton wrote jolene and funded the coronavirus vaccine. that’s twice that she’s saved humanity
957
why do comedians even try anymore when robert pattinson is right there
958
literally no one:
me: look at the moon :)
959
one day i tried iced coffee and my brain was like this is it. u have to make this ur entire personality
960
nothing shakespeare wrote could ever be as raw and powerful as “is she even italian?” “her name is bella.”
961
god i want to be a woman in a classical painting so bad. tits out. walking the dogs. cute sandals. just vibing in the forest
962
men will literally be like “yeah im into films” but haven’t even seen twilight
963
i see your timothée chalamet as victor from corpse bride but let me raise u: jeenu mahadevan as victor from corpse bride
964
another day of being a hot sexy cool funny intelligent princess :/
965
how can it be march again in 3 months when i haven’t even moved on from the same 6 songs i’ve been listening to since last march
966
covid really has me talking to people i haven’t spoken with in a while like i’m in a jane austen novel. im like “is your family in decent health? are you well? i am spending my days taking long walks and learning new crafts”
968
but sometimes mentally building your dream kitchen IS therapy
970
“im going to bed” is short for “im going to lay in my bed and switch between the same 4 apps over and over again for the next three hours until my eyes burn and i have to succumb to sleep”
971
thinking about how the cast of mamma mia! (2008) did shots for breakfast and were literally drunk the whole time they were filming
974
i dont want big dick energy i want sage green kitchen energy
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