1151
genuinely very upset that no matter who i marry they will never even remotely compare to a 2012 wattpad fanfiction one direction member
1153
some of yall about to be real mad at me but it must be said. im going back to 505 if its a seven hour flight or a 45 minute drive
1155
i could watch a female character commit acts of mass violence and do heinous crimes and still be like “i love her energy”
1156
rent free, fully furnished, utilities paid for, amenities included
1157
mentally i am in forks washington
1160
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⠀ (•ㅅ•) my oversized baggy
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/ミ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) my body
1162
enough about gorgeous gorgeous girls. what are the hideous hideous girls doing
1163
hozier in the studio like yeah this sounds horny and depressed as fuck let’s record it
1164
if u don’t have a valentine this year just know its not because of the pandemic. its because no one wants u<3
1165
what is joe biden’s plan for getting lorde to drop a third album
1166
if we all reveal our credit card numbers we can rule them out one by one and eventually figure out jeff bezos’ credit card number and spend his money. ok u guys start
1168
me when im wrong twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1170
wish it was socially acceptable to wear halloween-style angel wings as an everyday outfit accessory :(
1171
1172
me when one direction said “she floats through the room on a big balloon”
1173
1175
how do yall get that messy low bun with strands of hair in front of ur face look bc when i do it all of a sudden im standing in the rain telling mr. darcy he is the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry