1126
nothing shakespeare wrote could ever be as raw and powerful as “is she even italian?” “her name is bella.”
1127
no one:
edward cullen in the sun: ･ﾟ: *✧･｡･ﾟﾟ･ ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･:* ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･: *✧･｡･ﾟﾟ･ ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: *･ﾟ:*✧･｡･ﾟﾟ･ ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*･ﾟ:* ｡･ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧ ･ﾟ: *:*
1128
girls love to take screenshots of things on their phone and then never look at them again
1129
what do people who cant drive do when they want listen to music
1130
only girls can live in my head rent free. guys its $3500/month plus utilities
1132
to whoever is controlling my sim please make sure i get a kiss on the forehead tonight
1133
i hate when a day is so good that when u go home and ur alone in ur bedroom ur just like Damn. miss that energy :/
1134
elliot’s little guitar solo just got more screen time than kat got this entire season
1135
why is celebrating friends’ bdays so much more exciting than celebrating ur own bday
1136
posting on instagram is so embarassing for no reason i have to lie down and take a nap
1137
squidward lowkey cute as fuck in his lil crop top like that
1138
so ur telling me this is who alex turner wrote arabella about
1140
these pictures need to be in our history textbooks
1141
cover letters should be illegal like why am i writing a whole essay to convince YOU to let ME perform labor that makes YOU richer 😭
1143
literally no one:
brockhampton in 2017:
1144
thinking abt this baby cow with heart-shaped spots <3 he is full of love <3
1145
men respect women they aren’t related or attracted to challenge
1146
hey there delilah didn’t have to go that hard
1147
unfortunately for everybody as soon as shadow and bone comes out on netflix this Will be becoming a stan account
1148
paul mescal has a mullet and a tiny hoop earring and what do the rest of u have? nothing.
1149
how is tame impala supposed to come back from these
1150
hozier call me please im at trader joes getting items for our picnic on saturday and i need to know if you’d prefer brie cheese with figs or with rosemary crackers let me know asap
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