976
yes the rumors are true. i am in fact an angel
977
i never even asked to exist and now i have to spend my limited time in this life performing tedious labor to make money so i can survive
979
bro i fucking loooove weird girls y’all are so fun like yes i do want to see your necklace made of teeth actually
980
all girls care about is twilight soundtrack and finding someone to learn the living room routine from perks of being a wallflower with
982
what if instead of foreplay we recreated the lay all your love on me scene from mamma mia
983
another day of being a hot sexy cool funny intelligent princess :/
984
“tobey’s peter parker was the best” this. “tom’s peter parker is the best” that. blah blah blah. well andrew’s peter parker was a skater boy with a film camera and thrasher tshirt and glasses
985
i would never marry harry styles imagine the embarrassment of walking down the aisle in ur wedding dress and everyone there knowing harry could wear it better than u
986
his whole story after this lmfaoo he’s so embarrassed im crying twitter.com/user2111500/st…
987
olivia rodrigo going from the girl from that disney show to writing brutal twitter.com/jinsoulO_o/sta…
988
the sun sets at 4pm and i dont even wake up until noon
991
the tweed, the trim, the chain, the tailoring—ben platt is probably the best dressed man at the #MetGala so far!
993
i literally was not made to work i was made to look pretty and eat hummus and end every sentence with <3
995
people in relationships how does it feel knowing u and ur significant other will never be as good looking as this power couple
996
daaamn girl you look like you’ve been halfway through reading the same book for the past 8 months
997
im a simple woman. i see someone who looks cool on the street and i think about them for 3 days
998
lorde was right. in my head i DO do everything right :)
999
just found out artists on spotify can see what playlists you add their songs to so i’d like to take this time to humbly apologize to lorde for putting her on 3 different playlists with the word “depression” in the title
1000
“be the bigger person” nah im gonna talk my shit actually
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