927
oh to be 13 years old again buying flower crowns from urban outfitters and projecting my entire sense of self onto an angsty john green character
928
bagels have no business being that good for literally just a lump of dough
929
november be like due to personal reasons i will make it nighttime at 3 pm
930
the feminine urge to stare lifelessly out the window
931
if u had a crush on prince caspian from narnia when u were younger chances are u are a baddie now
932
hozier’s lyricism is so beautiful i didn’t even realize he wrote an entire song about getting a blowjob
933
why does hozier not know what a panda is
934
ahaha what if we were jupiter and saturn ..... and we kissed for the first time in 400 years 😳 ... haha
935
march, tuesday, and 7x3 = 21 all have the same exact energy
937
sam levinson is not seeing heaven for letting elliot have an entire music video instead of tying up the laurie plotline
938
why did every math teacher i’ve ever had say “you won’t be able to use a calculator out in the real world” what would possess you to lie like that
939
if i was a celeb n they told me i was gonna have to go take red carpet pics next to zendaya i would just stay home like what is the point why would i willingly embarrass myself like that
940
i am friends with all girls even if i haven’t met them. we are all besties having metaphorical slumber parties
941
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF twitter.com/FilmUpdates/st…
943
fuck light pollution bro im just trying to gaze at the stars
944
i just know that preteen me would absolutely idolize current me and tbh that’s enough for me rn
946
normalize ruining racists’ academic and professional futures!
947
every mgmt song makes me feel like im in that tunnel from the perks of being a wallflower
948
taking care of my health bc i cannot die before i see my 2020 spotify wrapped
949
manifesting it
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950
so ur telling me that at my wedding i have to kiss my spouse in front of my entire family, show everyone my side profile while i stand at the altar, AND i cant wear a mini dress ??? sounds awful
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