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happy mothers day to all the wattpad mothers who sold y/n to one direction
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the only person unhinged enough to play a joker to rival robert pattinson’s batman is robert pattinson
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men will literally be like “yeah im into films” but haven’t even seen twilight
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why dont boys paint their nails. u have so little to lose and so much to gain
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in the most full-circle moment of my career, i had the opportunity to interview logan lerman for esquire (!!!). we had a thoughtful conversation about his past, present, and future (which, he confirmed, doesn’t include the percy reboot). read it here!!! esquire.com/entertainment/…
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can i end my essay with <3
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i know the percy jackson movies were objectively bad but having percy use the mirrored back of his ipod touch to cut off medusa’s head and playing lady gaga’s poker face while they tripped on lotus flowers in the casino were 2 of the best choices in cinematic history
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mentally i am in a hozier song
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only lorde could call a song “stoned at the nail salon” and then have it be the most beautiful thing you’ve ever heard
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