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dating apps are literally not for me i want to be wooed in a slowburn victorian kind of way like first we make eye contact at a ball then you insult my entire family then you write me a love letter and confess your feelings for me THEN i will consider your proposal
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my mental health be like “i know a spot” and then takes me to rock bottom
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the andrew garfield urge to describe everyone you care about in the most tender and poetic terms possible
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women cant be blamed for having hundreds of screenshots we’ll never use in our photos app. it’s the gatherer instinct
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girls when they hear the outro of scott street by phoebe bridgers
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the stock market is literally just astrology for finance bros i will die on this hill
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need to have a picnic in whatever forest hozier emerged from
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u have to be fucking kidding me angus cloud
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me staring at myself in the mirror of the bar bathroom convincing myself not to throw up
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listening to hozier isn’t enough i need to be someone he would write a song about
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i want him so bad twitter.com/GarfySource/st…
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when i say i like sports i mean vampire baseball from twilight
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bitches be like “im fine” and then listen to their playlists from 2014
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girls under 5’3” be like i know a spot but i cant reach it
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what drugs did beach house put into space song
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im in my “ok” era. no matter what happens im just like ok
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listening to primadonna by marina and the diamonds
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my dream job is robert pattinsons therapist. i just want to know whats going on in his head
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i be like “i want attention” and then i ignore my texts for 7 hours
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bitches will be like “why am i so sad” and then have their main playlist be phoebe bridgers and sufjan stevens and lorde
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