76
not to self diagnose but i'm unwell
78
i need to go get ramen with someone or i will die
79
goofy bf evil gf
81
"cmon you're better than this" you drastically underestimate my willingness to be the villain
82
if i ever get arrested i better end up on mugshawtys with people quote tweeting my picture saying "i can fix her"
83
the feminine urge to take a nap
87
who up jingling their balls
88
need his balls to high five my pussy
89
is she ... you know ... nose piercing dyed hair big eyeliner coded ...
90
if villain bad why sexy ☹️
92
i got that inverse rizz (i can't tell when people are flirting with me)
93
yeah i'm bilingual ... i speak from my heart and out of my ass
94
i'm never beating the sleepy allegations
95
hot girls have bad eyesight but never wear their glasses
97
need to be slapped in a romantic manner
98
i'll swallow anything but my pride fr