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i need to go get ramen with someone or i will die
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"cmon you're better than this" you drastically underestimate my willingness to be the villain
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the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear a button down shirt with the sleeves pushed up
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just ate mac & cheese with a spoon . the correct way. have a nice day
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oh believe me i am not slut shaming i am slut encouraging
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why are threats so suggestive?? "i have it out for you" "i'm coming for you" like ok promise?
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sorry for showing you my entire camera roll i am in love with you
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i wish every random girl who has ever told me i'm pretty in public a very one hundred million dollars
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my love language is totally not unhealthy codependency hahhaha hah whatttt no way in hell it would make me the happiest to spend every spare second of every day with you lmaooooo that would be crazyyy hahahah
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i am not "real" or "based" we both need psychological evaluation
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i'm not arguing with a bitch who is a self proclaimed waifu girl you are a white woman
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before you dm me i got that biblically accurate pussy
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what i lack in sex appeal i make up for in silliness
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drake just needs a one dance ... dua lipa just needs one kiss ... justin bieber just needs one love ... i just need one million dollars ...
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some guys are so brave for telling me to choke on their dick like bbygirl i'm trying
:/