hatsune shitski(@zephanijong)さんの人気ツイート(リツイート順)

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i let him hit because he's silly
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this is so real
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why is it called cocking a gun ... ur telling me you dicked down this pistol??? this revolver is getting double action??? you're shooting? from a hole?? huh???
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why do so many people assume i'm straight do i look straight to you
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please god i cannot afford to take anymore Ls i am not your strongest soldier
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the cat ears stay ON during sex
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i need a swear jar but for the word slay
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telling my kids this was supermega
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lying on my stomach swinging my feet in the air taking the am i autistic quiz
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normalize "i do not care" as a response
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idk i like boys who are babygirl and girls who would kill me in cold blood and everyone in between
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'LIKE EVERYONE ELSE' out 3/10 hehe ffm.to/likeeveryoneel…
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i'm a simple girl ... if you're funny and have good taste in music i will fall in love with you
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yeah i'm part of the alphabet community ... lgbt bpd adhd tmj ibs 🫡
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how do you tell people that you don't hate them at all but you would rather skin yourself alive in front of your own family than text them back or hang out with them right now
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my favorite white boys
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i am a big fan of lying on the floor
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when he says "love you" without the "i"
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the random urge to do a british accent whenever i am slightly inconvenienced
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yeah you feel that? feel that deep inside you? pulsating and throbbing against the walls of your insides?? filling you until you feel like you're about to burst? that's the holy spirit. today's sermon comes from john 3:5-
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you're in his dms, i'm in him
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pov i'm your sweet lovely gf
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i'm never beating the weird and off-putting girl allegations