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before you dm me i got that biblically accurate pussy
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lord the women you put on this earth to slay are rotting in their beds picking the skin off their lips and not drinking enough water
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i need to straddle someone and do their eyeliner while they softly look at me in the deepest love they've ever felt
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no offense but i would be such a good boyfriend
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why are threats so suggestive?? "i have it out for you" "i'm coming for you" like ok promise?
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sorry for talking about my feelings do you still like me
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my back hurts so much i need someone to remove my muscles and tear them apart like string cheese
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all i do is have tummy ache, be sleepy, and be stressed like bitch who am i, winnie the pooh ???
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if i don't make out with someone soon i will die
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drinking so much espresso she could use me as a vibrator
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some guys are so brave for telling me to choke on their dick like bbygirl i'm trying
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i'm not arguing with a man with a 28" waist 🗣️🗣️ !!! whatever you say princess 🙄
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if i don't receive a forehead kiss soon i will die
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in a silly goofy mood (psychologically disturbed)
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self diagnosing myself with being normal and fine
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GOD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER!! I MAY EVEN BE YOUR WEAKEST ONE!!! RELAX PLEEEAAASSEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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would you still love me if i constantly fantasized our relationship ending in every single possible way and projected my fears onto you until they became a self fulfilling prophecy and i caused you to doubt your devotion to me and i realized that and started to emotionally detach
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"u on my dick" ok and? i'm spinning and creaming on it like i'm churning butter
:/