526
alright y’all let’s remmember that my birthday is the day before the dolan twins b-day so let’s make sure that i get all the love and attention i need on my birthday before everyone forgets who i am the next day 😘😘❤️✌️🤠😳
528
i have a boyfriend ❤️😎
ⓘ 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠
529
it’s 4th of july 😌🎇🇺🇸
fireworks = popped
party = thrown
uncle = drunk
531
a guy can literally look like shrek after he got hit with a car but if he shows me 1 ounce of affection he will transform into timothee chalamet in my eyes like WHY AM I LIKE THIS 😔😔
532
ok can we all take a moment and imagine quarantine without tik tok... tragic lol 😳😳 LIKE WHAT WOULD WE DO?!?
533
i start school tommorow and my only coping mechanism is playing minecraft and making tik toks to distract myself from the depression i will be faced with tommorow 😌👍
534
me after i make the most simple and vague prediction in the world and it happens to comes true:
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535
just got my drivers permit 😎
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536
omg it’s july 4th time to get wasted jk i’m gonna stay inside and pretend like i have friends 😂👆
😔✋
537
guys i was 1 click away from postmating taco bell to my house and i decided to not do it i am so brave and i am so strong honestly i am the self care queen 😌✨
538
DO BUGS BREATHE ??? like do they have lungs??? wtf 😳😔🕷
540
before i die i want debbie ryan to stare at me in the eyes like this:
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541
i was literally fat and ugly in middle school and MORE GUYS TALKED TO ME THEN THAN THEY DO NOW LIKE I WISH I WAS JOKING BUT IM NOT LIKE SERIOUSLY MORE BOYS TALKED TO ME WHEN I HAD GORILLA ASS EYEBROWS AS OPPOSED TO ME NOW LIKE AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG????😔😔😔 wtf
542
i may be ugly and annoying but i will NEVER brush my hair while it’s still wet and i stand by that 😋👍
544
girls will go to a music festival once and start acting different
545
me one hour ago: NO MORE SPENDING MONEY ON RANDOM ITEMS !!!!!
me 10 seconds ago: time to buy a skincare fridge 😎
546
me: posting youtube videos genuinely makes me so happy and it literally cures my depression
y’all: ok cool you should post more
me:
547
why is it so painful for women to give birth IF THATS HOW WERE ALL BORN LIKE SHOULDN’T IT BE AN EASY PROCESS??? LIKE WHY IS IT SO PAINFUL?? like wtf god explain??????
548
my ex texted me today 😂 i sent him this 💅
549
me:
my mom after threatening to send me back to public school because i am behind on all of my online classes:
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550
me:
the black plague entering my body to successfully pray on my downfall and completely obliterate all plans of being successfully i had this week:
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😔🤠😘