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in 2009 my only hobby was having a fear of flushing the toilet
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french tip acrylic nails are only acceptable if you’re a mom above the age of 45 there r no exceptions
554
alright ladies i think we need to bring back rainbow loom
555
WHY DID I JUST RANDOMLY START CRYING ABOUT SPONGEBOB guys i am not emotionally stable 😔✌️
556
me: i’m so over him 😘💅
him:
me: 🥲
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I saw “a star is born” tonight and now i’m feeling like an 𝔢𝔪𝔬 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥
558
guys i’m so scared to turn 16 my only personality trait is being 15 years old idk how i will cope
559
ugh i love my boyfriend...
560
its come to my attention that a clip from one of my youtube videos has now become a tik tok audio. because of this i will be retiring from all social media platforms. thank u for understanding 😋😘✌️
561
when i was younger i had an insane fear of flushing the toilet so i think that’s why i have issues now
562
we all know...
𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝒸𝓇𝓊𝓈𝒽 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓎 😍
and
𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙 𝕨𝕖𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕕𝕒𝕪 😋
but have you ever heard of...
✨ 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 ✨
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do bugs get horny
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me terrifying literally everyone with the video i posted yesterday:
∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーJ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆
𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒
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i had a dream i met billie eilish at coachella and she pushed me and told me she wouldn’t take a picture with me because i am ugly wtf
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no one:
my tweets 2 seconds after i post them:
time to be deleted 😋
567
hey what r they doing 😡
🚬🐛 🚬🦆
🚬🐝 🚬🐓
🚬🐈 🚬🐁
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there are only two genders!! noob 😳 and david 😌🤟
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😌✨ STREAM POSITIONS ✨😌
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thing i die today:
1. pass out because i stood up to fast
that’s all
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mood:
😔🤠
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i just took a 400 hour nap it feels like i was just rebirthed by jesus 😋
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the old dark mode: 🤢
new dark mode: 😎
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happy valentine’s day i hope ur creepy math teacher gives you lots of tiny chocolates 😌