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me:
cow milk: time to be disgusting 😀🥛👍🏻
477
i thought ethan dolan and grayson dolan were the same person for like 3 years someone sue me please
478
ima whip 😳👋
then dab 😌🤟
pipe it up ✊🤨✊
then stab 💪😀
480
6 month workout progress 😌🙏🙏 #blessed
481
i would sell my soul for some seratonin rn 😜
482
in 2019 the only social media we will be using is pinterest 😌✌️
483
timothee chalamet apparently has chlamydia and i dont even care i will pay him to give it to me because that’s how hot he is 😋🔪
484
so apparently rats have anxiety too and i’m like wow same lol 😂👍
486
i cant wait for autumn because then i can wear champion sweatshirts and dye my hair black and just completely morph back into my natural form wow 😌😳🤠
487
k no more tweets about school. school is CANCELLED and THATS the tea sis 😌💅✨ dropping out soon 😋
488
traits of people who have their life together:
- can do laundry
- no excessive crying
- knows how to spell
- owns fidget spinner
491
guys the easter bunny just broke into my house and called me fat and spit on me and then left what do i do :/
492
my only personality trait in 5th grade was being a geometry dash god 😳✊
493
jojo siwa could hit me with her jojo themed tesla and i’d thank her ❤️
494
if ur favorite color is orange we need to have a talk...
497
my new favorite hobby is crying in public and pretending like i was just yawning so people don’t judge me 😌😜👍
498
me: has a complete mental breakdown that lasts 3 days due to a variety of things that should be solved by talking to a therapist
my brain:
✨ 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 ✨
499
they never said humpty dumpy was an egg 😳😌
500
babies should be banned from planes why do they think they have the right to SCREAM so much wtf 😔✋🤬😌
😔🤠😘