451
apple: our phones are waterproof 😃
me: *drops phone in hot tub for like 1 second*
my phone: time to break 😌👍
452
guys i’m part of the tik tok drama too 😜 i cheated on noob 😔 i had to let y’all know before i got exposed online 💔 sorry to noob i never meant to hurt you when i kissed 400 other people... it was an accident 🙈 hope u can forgive me 😘
453
WHY DID I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO TRY AND PIERCE MY OWN EARS AT 2 AM I AM SHAKING
currently feeling: 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍 and 𝑒𝒹𝑔𝓎
454
i’m not verified yet so i think it’s time i call the cops
456
why do men above 30 have social media like.... go to war or something stay off twitter babe
457
why has literally no one been thriving the past few days the world is falling apart and we r all suffering wtf 😔😔
459
guys who use these emojis:
🥀⛓🗡💀🔥🖤🚬
will cheat on you, emotionally manipulate you, call you ugly, say the n word, and then drop $40 a week on puff bars... BEWARE 😳
460
week 2 quarantine update:
nails = broken 💅✨
roots = grown out 😔
body hair = alive and well 😜
depression = thriving 😘
461
IMAGINE HOW GOOD ITS GONNA FEEL TO LIKE LAY ON A BEACH AGAIN??? OR LIKE BE ON A PLANE??? OR TO LIKE GO SHOPPING???? OR LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH UR FRIENDS???
...sad 😔✌️
462
𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 :
tik tok = parasitic
instagram = also parasitic
twitter = equivalent to death
pinterest = 😎👍
463
me: can you work properly?
instagram: no😋
464
biggest flops of the century:
1. mario kart for iphone
k that’s it 😋👍
468
just thinking about how i used to never say bad words because i thought it was so bad and when i started saying them it was so weird for me LIKE NOW I USE THEM IN EVERY SENTENCE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME AHH 😔😔🤚
469
the only talent god gave me was the ability to clench my jaw because of stress for 2 hours without even realizing
470
to the lady who honked at me as i was crossing the street, u r a whore
471
my eyebrows don’t know how to act recently
472
me at night: time to get a good night sleep 😌👍
my nightly dreams about me falling in love, being abused, having my teeth fall out, and being killed:
𝖓𝖔 😋
473
y’all stay hating on bruh girls but don’t even focus on the REAL issue... pyramid scheme girls 😳😹
474
good morning everyone 😌 i think i caught the black plague last night 😜 i’m dying 😍😳 swag 😎💯💯 no fr i’m so sick wtf i’m calling the cops 😔
😔🤠😘