576
the biggest ego booster is when you get called on in class and say something funny and the whole class laughs LIKE THERE IS NO GREATER FEELING 😳😳✋
577
“ 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒿𝓊𝒹𝑔𝑒 𝓂𝑒 “
ok lol who gave him the right
578
me: am i annoying?
literally everyone:
yes yes yesyes
yesyes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes
yes yesye yes yes
yes yes yesyes
580
i literally am so mad that i super glued a crystal to my tooth like wtf was i thinking and ITS LITERALLY STUCK THERE LIKE ITS NOT COMING OFF 😳😡😡🔥😜
581
K I FEEL THE NEED TO CLARIFY THIS IS A JOKE AHAKSNE k bye
583
scariest things to exist on this earth:
1. the mall
that’s it.
584
clouds:
╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮
( '-' ) ( '-' )
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ͜ ◟◞╯
( '-' )
╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯
me: cool
586
@jeyjeygardi 😂😂😂😂thanks for exposing me bih 😂😂😂
587
snapchatting guys is all fun and games until they use the laughing emoji unironically 😔✋
589
do you ever just breath air to flex on fish
590
kinda wanna move to LA so i can see what it feels like to morph into a sociopath
591
why do i lay in my bed all day feeling so tired that i could literally nap for 20 years but then when the night rolls around i become HYPERACTIVE AND MY MIND AND BODY START GOING SICKO GOD MODE someone help pls i am struggling 🤠😔👆✨
592
just found out i’m not #1 most popular on famous birthdays wow i feel scammed and disappointed 😔🖕 y’all r fake
593
𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐬 :
tik tok = parasitic
instagram = also parasitic
twitter = equivalent to death
pinterest = 😎👍
594
guys i was freaking out yesterday because i was losing CHUNKS of hair and i convinced myself that i had a disease and was going to die anyways it stopped falling out so i’m good now 😜😌🤟
596
me terrifying literally everyone with the video i posted yesterday:
∧＿∧
（｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
⊂ ノ ・゜+.
しーＪ °。+ *´¨)
.· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆
𝓊𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒
599
k i uploaded lol this is rare
youtu.be/7iReeUd4Zq8
600
guys i lost my phone what the freak should i do
-twitter for leap frog
😔🤠😘