527
if i ever think a guy is cute i look at a picture of their dad to remind myself one day they will also look old and musty and i shouldn’t waste my time 😋👍
528
me: time to go home from hawaii and edit a video 🤠👍
the bottle of water in my carry-on: time to destroy your computer and ur ipad and ur camera 😂✋
😔the end😔
529
me:
boys who went to my old school:
omg 😂💯 u should follow me back on insta 😳👌 haha 🤣🏀 that would be so funny 😜🔥 like omg crazy 😂 u down ? 😳⁉️
530
i feel pregnant therefore i am pregnant and you can’t tell me i’m wrong
531
i cant wait for autumn because then i can wear champion sweatshirts and dye my hair black and just completely morph back into my natural form wow 😌😳🤠
532
emojis that no one uses:
- 🧮 this thing
- 🧫 fungus vibes
- 🧂 this hoe
- ⚗️ someone pls tell me what this even is
the end.
533
hot girl summer, more like sad whore summer 😔
534
i brought noob to hawaii and if u thought i was lying here is proof
535
me: hi
me in hawaii: aloha 😂
yes i am in hawaii and yes i am better than you thanks for asking
536
i went in public for the first time in 15 years and met like 10000 of y’all wow omg luv yall :,)
538
my eyebrows are constantly a mess because god didn’t wanna make me too perfect 😂😳😌😎✋😋😘
539
babies should be banned from planes why do they think they have the right to SCREAM so much wtf 😔✋🤬😌
540
my mom threatened to send me back to public school today like 😂😂😂 sissy i will destroy everything in my path if u make me go back 😂😂😂 k anyways
541
imagine having a symmetrical face lol can’t relate 😔✋
542
ok but the concept of losing ur baby teeth is so weird like wtf pieces of ur bones just FALL OFF OF UR BODY AND LIKE NEW ONES GROW IN EW THATS SO GROSS
543
i’m gonna sue myself for being a dumb bitch
544
the comments on my video before it was on the youtube trending page:
“good video 🤠👍”
the comments on my video after it was on the youtube trending page:
545
omg last night i was at brandy melville and the workers were talking bad behind my back about my outfit bc i was wearing a basic t-shirt like ok relax miss hoe i’m literally shopping to buy more clothes wtf do u expect from me 😔😋🖕
547
k i’m kinda sad i didn’t go to vidcon wtf i have FOMO
F- frig
O - oh
M - my
O - gosh i’m sad i missed out jk im not that sad but it would have kinda fun lol
549
i’ve decided from now on i’m only going to be friends with the aliens from Area 51 because everyone else doesn’t know how to treat me right 😔✋
550
i finished school and i posted a vid and i bought a car wow omg i guess we could say that...
𝓲’𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰
rare lol 😳😎✋
😔🤠😘