601
i’m boutta beat a hoe up 😡👊
the hoe is me 😔✌️
602
how to be a cool teen:
1. have color changing lights in ur room 😎
2. juul daily 😋💨
3. party a lot 🤪
4. hit the freaking quan 😂👊
603
i wanna know why the only men that have any interest in me are above the age of 50 and are looking to “please me” like wtf lol 😂🤰🏼😳 back off grandpa 😌🖕🏼
604
hey guys 😂😂 so i was editing 😳✋ and then i got mad 😋🔪 so i hit my keyboard 🤗✨ and now i broke the spacebar 😀💞 so i cant finish editing my vid 😔✌️ so... 🥵 NEW VID IS COMING TOMMOROW 🤠👍
605
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im gonna be honest there is a video of me somewhere on youtube where i’m 7 years old and rapping super bass on an ipod touch and i am scared that one day someone will find it 😳😔✋
608
things i have in common with my dining room table:
1. we both have legs
the end.
609
why is acne even a thing like literally wtf is the purpose of it ??? answer me @god ??? like wtf 😡😔
610
best friend application:
✅ breathes air
✅ bald head
✅ 5”11
✅ ur name is caillou
611
k for once in my life i feel...
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ happy ♥
time to feel good for 3 more minutes until i have my next existential crisis
612
who needs a boyfriend when you have a wii
613
no one:
me: and i oop-
i hope you enjoyed this funny and original tweet 😀 give it a like and a reetweet for more comedic, and definantly not overused, family friendly content 😂
614
ok if you drink monster energy drinks you are a crackhead and you only have 2 years left to live before you go into cardiac arrest i’m sorry i didn’t made the rules i just enforced them 😘🖐✨
616
no one:
instagram spam bios: don’t ✋ try 😡 to 😤 request 😫 i 😳 won’t 🥴 even 🧐 accept 😒
617
guys my hips keep lying to me what do i do
618
OMG i just thought of the BEST VIDEO IDEA EVER ANDMANOAMSM IM SO EXCITED k new video before thursday!!!!!!!! 😳😋😘💗💖✨🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠
619
i am a complete MESS
M- help lol
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622
omg i just realized i’m verified i can literally tweet justin bieber to eat my booty and there is literally a chance he might see it wow i am so powerful 😳👊
623
i whine 24/7 about how i want a boyfriend and then a boy talks to me and i shut down and start malfunctioning someone pls sue me 😔✨🔪
624
who wants to go to macy’s with me to try on prom dresses and then leave and buy absolutely nothing 😜✋
625
might frig around and delete my most recent instagram photo
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