501
I BLEACHED MY OWN HAIR AND HAD A CRISIS
youtu.be/QKufzzlFWAY
502
literally any boy: *breathes*
me because my standards are low:
⠀ 🤠
🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻
🤰🏻 🤰🏻 🤰🏻
👇 🤰🏻🤰🏻 👇
🤰🏻 🤰🏻
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👢 👢
503
my brand is almost crashing into other peoples cars and then getting mad at them and honking and then getting embarrassed and speeding away 😋
504
do you ever fall in love with someone in your dream and then when you wake up U FEEL SO WEIRD AND LIKE ATTACHED TO THEM U WANNA LIKE MARRY THE PERSON THAT WAS IN UR DREAM weird lol
505
for everyone who is going back to school just remmember that it will be just fine :) LOL jk it will suck 😂 can’t relate lol 😂💯💯💯💯 have fun sitting at school for 8 hours a day lol 💀💯💀💯💀💯💀
506
just got diagnosed with sensitive bitch syndrome
507
anytime i text people i get MAJOR anxiety for like NO RESON i’ll be texting my nail lady asking for an appointment and I WILL BE ANXIOUS AND THINK THAT SHE WILL HATE ME OR SOMETHING IF I TEXT HER AND ASK FOR AN APPOINTMENT like it’s literally her job lol y am i so anxious 😔✋🤠
508
moms who drink boxed wine are superior 😌✋🍷
509
idk what a vsco girl even is tbh pls don’t attack me
511
me when i’m editing during the day: 😡🖕
me when im editing at 4 AM after drinking 4 redbulls: 😌✋
512
do u ever have memories of when u were a kid and ur just like omg throwback to when i was like acctually happy lol LIKE IS THAT JUST ME OR
513
me:
literally everyone: OMG 😔 this summer has felt so weird 😫 ugh the vibes are off 😭 like idk why but i have felt so out of it this summer 😣 everyone is changing and my vibes are off 😓
514
my tweets are getting worse and worse and i don’t know how to stop it someone call the cops
515
broccoli:
- hard to cook 😔
- hard to eat 🤮
- gross 🤢
goldfish:
- fun to eat 😎
- fun to look at 😘
- the snack that smiles back 😌
the end 👍
516
rihanna music: on
pants: off
shower: also on
😌✋ 𝓁𝑜𝓁 𝓊 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒶 𝒿𝑜𝓀𝑒 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝓍 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒾 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝒾𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝒾 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓂𝑔 𝓊 𝓌𝑒’𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓀𝑒𝒹
517
whoever invented color changing LED light strips essentially invented chill vibes and that’s just the facts 😌💅
518
items that i can’t live without:
-phone 😍
-noob 😌
-1 box of white cheddar cheeze it’s but NOT the regular ones because they suck booty 😡😤👎💯
k that’s all 😍👍
519
hot girl summer turned into crackhead summer real quick 😳✋
520
having thick eyebrows taught me that sometimes being ugly is completely your own fault and a glow up is VERY ATTAINABLE 😋😋 the end.
521
𝓲 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓾𝓰𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲 𝓬𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝔂’𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲 𝓪𝓶 𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓼
522
if one of my tweets doesn’t contain at least 1 ironically used emoji just know that i am probably going through a crisis and i am also probably going to have a breakdown and bleach my hair for the 18th time
523
literally all i want is for my skin to be clear like literally I HAVE HAD BAD ACNE FOR LIKE 4 YEARS IS CLEAR SKIN TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR ?!? what the fudge 😔
524
so many locals have been mad that i unfollowed them on instagram lately like sorry i didn’t wanna see 10 pics a week of u and ur bff at the lake on a boat lol 😳😘👍😪
525
i’ve come to the conclusion that i’m a bitch but not even a bad bitch like i’m just mean to people anyways lol k bye 😂👍
😔🤠😘