351
olaf is the most annoying bih that has ever existed and u cant tell me i’m wrong i wanna put that hoe in a microwave
352
why do people with small teeth always got the most to say 🤭🤔😤💯
354
you’re:
🔘 ugly, disgusting
⚪️ cool
⚪️ nice
⚪️ mean
i’m going to:
⚪️ cry
⚪️ run
⚪️ laugh
🔘 kill you
give me:
⚪️ ur wallet
🔘 $200
⚪️ ur hat
⚪️ love and support
@DrPhil pls notice me 😘
357
me looking in the mirror after getting ready for 3 hours and realizing i still resemble a horse 😋
358
ok but do dolphins drink water ???? like wtf
359
things i’m thankful for:
- noob
- myself
-these emojis: 😌🤠✨
360
my only personality trait is being sad but also swag
361
i may be sad and annoying but at least i brush my teeth
362
when i’m 21 i want my first alcoholic drink to be a vodka oat milk 😋✨
363
why do birds always take leftover tortilla chips from the outside patio of mexican resturaunts like wtf birds can’t even chew on the chips they don’t have teeth 😳😳
365
i have an issue where if i listen to a song that
1. reminds me of a person who i used to have a crush on
or
2. reminds me of a period of time of my life where i used to listen to that song a lot
I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO IT BC MY BODY WILL LIKE TENSE UP AHH
wtf😔
366
no nut november 🤢🤢❌
more like...
no dab december 😂😂💯💯
guys do not dab in december or i will come to ur house and call the cops 😘
367
1 like and i’m gonna dye my hair red and base my whole personality off of pretending to be cat valentine ✨😍😋
368
yea i may be depressed but at least i’m not ugly 😂👍
wait...
yea i am 😔
369
no one:
DIY youtubers in 2014:
✨🌸 how to make crystal meth out of a used eos lip balm 🌸✨
373
biggest flops of the century:
1. mario kart for iphone
k that’s it 😋👍
374
me texting noob because i miss him:
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375
ever since i’ve dyed my hair brown guys have been way less interested in me like wtf maybe i should bleach my hair and let it all fall out so i can get male attention 😋😋✨
😔🤠😘