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things i’m good at:
1. making money
2. spending money
3. not doing my taxes
𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓎’𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒾𝓃 𝒿𝒶𝒾𝓁 😎
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failing : school 😎🖕
youtube : dead 💀💯
face : ugly 😘
boyfriend : doesn’t exist 😔🔪
depression : thriving 😂😋✨
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why was today so chaotic wtf... 😳😔
here is a kitty to cheer u up after a long stressful day:
🐈
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IVE GOTTEN TO THE POINT TO WHEN IM IN PUBLIC AND IM BORED I WILL START DOING TIK TOK DANCED WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT IM SCARED AND MY LIFE IS FALLING APART 😳😔
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omg i just experienced my first earthquake it was so fun it was like a rollercoaster except the seat is the ground wow i want another one
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hey what r they doing 😡
🚬🐛 🚬🦆
🚬🐝 🚬🐓
🚬🐈 🚬🐁
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k all i’m saying is that i bet i wouldn’t be as depressed as i am today if as a child my parents bought THESE plates instead of the regular paper plates
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girls who use these emojis:
🥺🦋🍒🌹🖤
have daddy issues and you can’t tell my i’m wrong
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due to personal reasons i’ve decided to become a whore
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having mental illness is just like adding some ✨spice✨ to ur brain except the spice makes u wanna die lol
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anyone:
me: k why do u hate me be honest is it because i’m ugly or annoying or fat pls tell me 😔😔
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GUYS reply to this tweet with a tweet that you think i would post LIKE PRETEND TO BE ME AND COME UP WITH A GOOD TWEET OMG THIS IS GONNA B SO FUN AHHH 🤠😌
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thinking of dying my hair black 😳😳😌
here is a graph of my mental health:
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tragic 😔
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YALL I AM POSTING A NEW VIDEO TOMMOROW AND I COULD SCREAM I AM SO HAPPY YAYAYWOENAJMWKW
pls congratulate me this is a big deal 4 me i am finally out of my depression 😋🔪
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people who don’t use their turn signal while driving are the same people who smoke crack on the weekends and u can’t tell me i’m wrong 🥺🔪
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timothee chalamet apparently has chlamydia and i dont even care i will pay him to give it to me because that’s how hot he is 😋🔪
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ren of gade
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k i was gonna try to make the whole dance but i give up
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K IM GONNA SAY THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL I HAVE GONE 2 MONTHS WITHOUT LIKES ON INSTAGRAM AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE INSTAGRAM IS SO BORING WITHOUT LIKES WTF ITS NO FUN AND I MISS THEM
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having a crush on a tik toker = having a crush on a brick wall
am i right or am i right 😂😂😳😔
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i feel like how good you are at tik tok dances determines how popular you are in middle school am i wrong or... 😳😳
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guys after we all get drafted for world war 3 i’m gonna do a meet and greet in the military base 🙈😌😌😎
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry i’m having a internal crisis and thought i would let it all out 😔
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GUYS IM VERIFIED ON INSTA i am cooler than all of y’all and if u think otherwise talk to my big fat verified ass 😘😘☺️✨
😔🤠😘