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depression naps r fun because u can take as many as you want and they will never fail to fix absolutely nothing 😋
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DO U EVER HAVE DAYS WHERE UR BRAIN SHUTS DOWN AND U CANT BE FUNNY OR INTERESTING AT ALL AND U JUST FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD idk maybe it’s just me i think i need ✨𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓎✨
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my new favorite hobby is crying in public and pretending like i was just yawning so people don’t judge me 😌😜👍
404
i just cried in an uber for an hour on the way to the airport and then the guy at baggage check called me “dangerously gorgeous” and then i got a full body pat down 😋
𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 ♡ †
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me: :(
noob:
📒📒📒
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me: :)
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just got diagnosed with sad whore syndrome 😔✌️
408
i’ve been in LA for like 4 days and i feel like a new bitch like can someone pls grab me by my hair and yeet me all the way back to texas bc i’m about to have a crisis
410
no one:
my tweets 2 seconds after i post them:
time to be deleted 😋
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UGH I WANNA POSTMATE PHILZ COFFEE BUT IM BANNED FROM POSTMATES WTF I CANT BELIVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME 😫😫
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wow i cant believe how accurate this is 😍
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my eyebrows 6 months ago:
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
my eyebrows now:
___________ ___________
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do you ever just get so anxious that your stomach literally feels like:
🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋✨
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I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE AT CONCERTS AND FESTIVALS WILL JUST STAND THERE AND FILM ON THERE PHONE LIKE LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT U AND I BOTH KNOW YOURE NEVER GOING TO EVEN WATCH THAT FOOTAGE SO WHY NOT JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT k the end
419
hair = brown 😳
identity crisis = solved 🤪
still = sad 😔
just = kidding lol i’m actually really happy 😋
420
i’ve been using tik tok for exactly one year and all i can say is that .....
𝕚’𝕞 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 😢
𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔞𝔪 𝔦 𝔪𝔞𝔡 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔱?
ᴺᴼ 😌
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how other people see me:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
🚽🚽🚽
🚽 🚽 🚽
👇 🚽🚽 👇
🚽 🚽
🚽 🚽
👢 👢
how i see myself:
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠
😎😎😎
😎 😎 😎
👇 😎😎 👇
😎 😎
😎 😎
👢 👢
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ok using tik tok as a dating site has not been successful recently so it’s time to move on to using mario kart as a dating site 😌💅😎
424
me with blonde hair:
- sad
- crispy
- confused
me with pink hair:
- a baddie
- thriving
- still confused tho
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no one:
literally every single person in 2017:
𝑜𝓂𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓊 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓁𝒶 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝓏𝓎 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓊 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉
😔🤠😘