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imagine going all the way to starbucks just to order a pink drink like........ luv ur drinking watered down strawberry milk
and that’s just the facts 😌💅💅✨
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guys i’m bored should i get in a scandal 🤭😔
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k i’ve come to the conclusion that i peaked when i was 3 months old because it’s been 17 years since then and it doesn’t seem like things r gonna go uphill from here 😝😔
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ιf уσυ єνєя нανє αиχιєту
ᴶᵁˢᵀ ᴿᴱᴹᴱᴹᴮᴱᴿ
💖 𝒾𝓉’𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒻𝒶𝓊𝓁𝓉 💖
ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛᴏ ғɪx ɪᴛ ɪs...
1. 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 😃🌈
2. drink water ❤️
✨ⓕⓞⓛⓛⓞⓦ ⓨⓞⓤⓡ ⓓⓡⓔⓐⓜⓢ✨
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me: has a complete mental breakdown that lasts 3 days due to a variety of things that should be solved by talking to a therapist
my brain:
✨ 𝒷𝓁𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇 ✨
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some days i sit in the shower and think about how when i was 12 i literally thought listening to nirvana and lana del ray made me emo and my only personality trait was going on tumblr and searching up “emo aesthetic” and reblogging the pictures 😳🤭😔🔪
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i was about to take a picture of me crying and when i looked in the camera i was shocked by how ugly i looked so i started crying more 😀👍
so that’s how my day is going 😋🙈
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if by the time i’m 21 i don’t look like an IMVU charactar i will be passing away
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every day i think about cutting my own bangs and then i remember that i don’t have daddy issues so i decide against it 😃
285
if anyone in my life ever thinks it’s okay to smash my face into my cake during my birthday i want you to know that you deserve to choke and i dont want you in my life and if you even THINK about ruining my makeup just to see my face covered in cake we r DONE BEING FRIENDS 😌🖕
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ok but i don’t own a broom and i feel left out 😔🤚
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being sad is so fun because not only do u feel sad u also gain weight and ur skin turns to shit 😋😍✨
wtf god 😔💯
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today is my last day of school for this semester and if i don’t finish all my classes i have to pay $2000 or i’m gonna get kicked out yay 😃😃😋😋 and i’m begins in every class 🙈wish my luck luvs 😘😘😘 i love online school 😂😂
ᴵ ᴸᴵᵀᴱᴿᴬᴸᴸᵞ ᵂᴬᴺᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴰᴵᴱ
🤠
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after watching shakira and jlo preform i’ve decided to identify as latina
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dear boys:
do not call me beautiful unless you want me to think about you nonstop for 365 days please and thank you <3
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i wanna shave my head bc then my head would be so soft and i could bleach my hair as much as i want and i could dye it yellow and become noob omg BUT I HAVE A BIG FAT HEAD SO IT WOULD LOOK BAD OK IM NOT GONNA DO IT 😔🤚
292
once i stop being depressed and start posting on youtube and instagram again and learn how to be happy and stop being ugly it is OVER FOR YALL HOES !!!!!!! 🚫🧢🚫🧢😋💅
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i was literally fat and ugly in middle school and MORE GUYS TALKED TO ME THEN THAN THEY DO NOW LIKE I WISH I WAS JOKING BUT IM NOT LIKE SERIOUSLY MORE BOYS TALKED TO ME WHEN I HAD GORILLA ASS EYEBROWS AS OPPOSED TO ME NOW LIKE AM I DOING SOMETHING WRONG????😔😔😔 wtf
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I JUST TOOK OFF MY ACRYLIC NAILS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE 3 YEARS ABD I CANT TYPE WITHOUT MISLLIBG WORDS AND MY THUMBS LOOK LIKE SHRECK THUMBS AHH AND I CAN ACCTUALLY TOUCH THINGS WTF 😳😳😔😖😫😕🥳🧐😛😝😜😘🥰😘🤣😂😂
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guys this is the inside of my brain rn:
🧠
🧠 🧠
🧠 𝓌𝓉𝒻 😔 🧠
🧠 🧠
🧠
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don’t get why old men feel the need to wear suits to the airport like luv..... who are u trying to impress?? the clouds??? 😒🚫💯
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girls do not have cooties boys...
they have coochies!!!
get it right 🙄🙄🖕
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when I was in LA last week me and my friends went to an escape room and while we were checking in, we were oblivious to the fact that SELENA GOMEZ WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND US but she walked away and we didn’t end up seeing her meaning...
i did not keep an eye out for selener😔
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me leaving the lot after i bought my tesla to go back to my room and show noob 😎🤠
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every “tea” account on youtube:
OMG ANTONIO GARZA’S CHANNEL IS DEAD AND GROSS LOL 😂🔪💯 THAT HOE CAN DIE 😍✨
me:
thank you for posting this great and cool content and successfully making me feel bad for absolutely no reason 😃👍
k the end.
😔🤠😘