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I appreciate any girl that likes a cold beer. #keeper
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Any woman who appreciates March Madness should also appreciate a halftime quickie.
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#YallNeedToBreakUpIf you air relationship problems on Twitter.
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Twitter turned 6 today. My only advice is to watch out for Jerry Sandusky.
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I knew she was the one when she only ordered from the $1 value menu. #keeper
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It's projected the Pittsburgh Steelers will select Brittney Griner with the 24th pick of the draft. #NFLDraft
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Friends don't let friends stay sober on a Friday night.
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What happens at Spring Break, stays at Spring Break!
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Here in America, we spend our summers getting drunk while floating down a river. #Merica
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Apparently Anthony Davis has a twin sister. Her name is Britney Griner.
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A hangover is God punishing you for stopping.
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I’ll stop drinking when it stops giving me good memories.
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#ILoveTITS is trending...if you don't RT you're totally gay.
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Duke's tourney run was over faster than a Kardashian marriage.
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President Obama spends more time on his NCAA picks than fixing our broke ass economy. #priorities
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My girlfriend says all I care about it sex. I disagree, I absolutely love SportsCenter.
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Class would be alot more interesting if we could bring coolers full of beer. #tailgate
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#NotBeingRudeBut the cast of 16 & Pregnant is a bigger threat to America than terrorism.
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#EveryoneHasThat1Friend that is a closet racist.
みんなで経済を回そう。ベーシックインカムで国民全員に毎月7万円の支給を望む1人です。