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RT if your happy that Lebron just pulled another #LeChoke
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Camping = white people drinking in the woods
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#ThingsThatGetYouFriendZoned...Being a Ginger.
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Tomorrow is 4/20 or as stoners call it...Another day of being unemployed.
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They should drop terrorists in Louisiana and let "Swamp People" hunt them. #Merica
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The key to happiness is sex, alcohol, & SportsCenter. #Confucius
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RT if you think they should lower the drinking age
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If Kentucky wins tonight there will be lots of cousins have sex with each other.
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It's 4/20...The best day of the year to own a Taco Bell restaurant.
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RT if you think Taco Bell should serve liquor.
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Someone threw a bag of flour at Kim Kardashian tonight. It was the first time a "white substance" hit her face & wasn't from a black man.
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On the 8th day God created Josh Hamilton. #badass
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Never apologize for something you were too blacked out to remember. #liferule
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Guys, if you want to find a classy college girl just look for the one drinking wine...from a box.
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Americans were born to get hammered and raise hell.
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Snookie is pregnant. Finding the father will be harder than it was to find Bin Laden.
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3 MVPs for Lebron but I bet he's a no show for the 4th.
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If I Had a Gun, I'd do the world a favor and knock off the cast of 16 & Pregnant.
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It's reported that Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West. Kim has officially fucked more black men then Hurricane Katrina.
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McDonald's should sell Natty Lite on the $1 value menu.
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Daniel Tosh should be president.
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#IfIRuledTheWorld Taco Bell would deliver.
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#TwoThingsIWant Nice weather and a cooler full of beer.
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No, Lebron. You can't have any Wheaties. Remember its the breakfast of champions.