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I don’t have to drink to have a good time…But I always have a good time when I drink.
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Remember if you don't get drunk...the terrorists win. #Merica
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キャンペーン
【限定企画】
コロナウイルスの影響から数ヶ月経ちましたが、収入に困っている人がまだ多く見られます。
一律給付金と違って申し訳ないですが、
100名の方に100万円をプレゼントします。
【参加方法】はフォローとリツイートです。
期間は2週間です！
1人でも救えるようにやっていきます👍
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Megan Fox is Pregnant. The only question now is whether the baby is an Autobot or Decepticon.
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The only thing safer than a condom is Whiskey Dick.
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Anyone who says marijuana is a gateway drug is correct. It’s a gateway straight to Taco Bell.
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Seeing "Project X" before Spring Break is like having a pep talk before the big game.
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What does the planet Saturn & Lebron James have in common? Nothing...Saturn has rings.
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たくさんのご参加ありがとうございます！
今からフライング抽選をします。
フライング当選希望の方は、再度リツイートをお願いします！ twitter.com/seiji_yamagoe/…
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St. Patrick's Day is the one day when gingers aren't considered second class citizens.
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If drunk sex didn't count 90% of college students would be virgins. #fact
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I don't trust people who don't drink alcohol.
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Letting Kony babysit your kids. #AfricanYoloMoment
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Anyone on 16 & Pregnant should be forced to play in the Hunger Games.
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Someone threw a bag of flour at Kim Kardashian tonight. It was the first time a "white substance" hit her face & wasn't from a black man.
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Steve Blake just set white basketball players back another 100 years.
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I've got 99 Problems and being broke is all of them.
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Cinco De Mayo...A day when racists suddenly love Mexicans. #tequila
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#ThingsThatGetYouFriendZoned...Being a Ginger.
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The key to happiness is sex, alcohol, & SportsCenter. #Confucius
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For God so loved the Broncos, that He gave away His only begotten Son, in hopes of a Denver championship. -Peyton 3:16 #LaterTim
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A girl doing a keg stand will always be sexy.
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Americans were born to get hammered and raise hell.
みんなで経済を回そう。ベーシックインカムで国民全員に毎月7万円の支給を望む1人です。